Zero Social Pressure – No awkward small talk, no risk of being forced onto a quiz team with people who answer “Celine Dion” for every music question.

100% Stress-Free Parking – No need to circle the block 10 times looking for a spot. Your car stays exactly where you left it.

Dress Code? Whatever You Want! – Pyjamas, onesies, or absolutely nothing at all (again, no judgment).

The Ultimate Cheat Code – No risk of getting side-eyed for Googling answers under the table.

Gold-Plated Excuse – When someone asks, "Are you going to Quiz Night?" you can proudly say, “I’ve already got my ticket!” without mentioning you’re skipping it entirely.

Invisible Trophy for Generosity – Your contribution still helps the cause, and you get all the good feelings without lifting a finger.

No Risk of Losing at Quiz Night – You’ll maintain your unblemished record of never finishing last.